Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted throw somechunks to a massive alligator. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little too close with the animal, leading some raised eyebrows. The {entireaffair was captured on video, and pictures have instantly gone popular online.
- We don't know why Trump
- chose Alcatraz
- people are theorizing that he waslooking for attention
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has encountered a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated weird Trump news by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
The Donald's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even said he will put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- MAGA!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild adventure. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are not gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild adventure. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious courage and is going into a cage full of mean alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was a publicity stunt.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will tell.